Harmonica Virgins

There's got to be someone out there with a legitimate need for a $250 sterling silver Tiffany harmonica, but I can't seem to imagine who they are, or that I'd ever care to meet them. That is not, of course, stopping me from registering for one because hey - when else in my life will I legitimately, and socially-acceptably be able to announce to the world that I've gone bat-guano insane, and still have people hug me and want to share cake?

And I swear that if anyone should actually gift us with such, I'll make sure it finds its way into the infinitely more deserving pucker of someone with "Blind" or "Ol' Shuffly" in his name.