My hero, Miss Isabella Daou (age 9) suggests to me that perhaps this would be ideal for our cake topper:
Girl's got more than a bit of a point. I've half a mind to just let her plan the whole darned thing. No doubt she'd come up with something more akin to our aesthetics and spirit than any professional wedding planner likely would, *and* she accepts costume jewelry and paperback books as currency.
I wonder if she'd be willing to take a meeting.
[Update] I showed the figurines to a colleague who said had she seen those before she knew me, she'd have wondered who exactly would buy such a thing. Now, knowing me, and seeing them, I'd instantly spring to mind. That's a pretty clear indication that I oughta nab 'em, yeah?