A pet theory.

Today's quandry: Does anyone ever actually *want* the wee blopkins and pretty gimgaws that they get as wedding favors, or would guests be just as delighted iffen we made an ASPCA donation in their name? I know a Whippet, Irish Wolfhound, and troika of bunnies who'd no doubt be honored, if they indeed possessed the power of cognitive thought.

Notions?