I have written another happy fun wedding quiz! Please enjoy taking it.
A couple is known for their love of throwing elaborate parties. She’s a cocktail fetishist, and he knows a thing or ten about wine. You like to have yourself a cold brewski. As soon as the happy folks announce their engagement, you:
1. That’s what flasks are for.
2. Figure hey – why not suck it up and give the full bar, three theme cocktails, carefully selected red and white wines, prosecco, or local Brooklyn and Ommegang beers a shot?
3. Immediately start begging the couple to have “normal” beer at the reception.
Again with the sighing. It’s not that I’m trying to be a control freak. It’s just that to me, this would be the same as going into a Bud ‘n box wine wedding and whining to the bride that I really want a Bombay Sapphire gimlet. It’s an implication that your hosts don’t know how to take care of their guests, and that’s a serious nuptial buzz-killer.