August 14, 2006


Today's front-running entry in the wedding absurdity steeplechase: Photofetti

It's roughly equivalent to taking all of the paper money you have in your purse, feeding it through some fan blades, and letting it flutter off to line pigeon nests.

I hear that in the upcoming DSM V, the purchase of custom photo-printed confetti will be getting its own code. Probably snuggled somewhere between 301.81, and 301.50. It's 301.74 Generalized Bridezillism Disorder with Retail Delusions, and the only known cure is a sudden, and thorough detoxification from all bridal magazines, websites, television programs, and any family members with a financial stake in the event. I'm sure Eli Lilly has something in the works, as well.

Posted by Kat at August 14, 2006 12:39 AM
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