August 23, 2006

Fits of depression.

Oy. If this *isn't* viral marketing for a casting company or Vivian Diamond dresses, I'm going to eat my Cuban-heeled hose.

Emergency!! Perfect Bridesmaid Needed!!

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Date: 2006-08-22, 5:05PM EDT

Have you always wanted to be in a wedding but keep getting passed over for the role of bridesmaid? Are you often referred to as the life of the party? Does your smile light up a room? Can you fake tears?!

If so, YOU could be just what we are looking for!

Fun bridal party is seeking replacement bridesmaid for amazing October wedding on the ocean.

The dress is a bridal 10 (street size 6-8) and requires someone busty.

Visit the link below to view your dress:

If interested, please submit the following:
-Full body shot
-100 word (minimum) statement explaining why you are the perfect bridesmaid
-Past experience (modeling, acting or wedding)
-Favorite Dance Song
-Special talent and/or perfected dance moves

For preferred consideration, please sumbit website or video links.

*The following need not apply:
-Party Poopers
-Home Wreckers
-Recovering Addicts
-Sexual Predators
-WWE wrestlers

How very Johnny Bravo - "Well she fit the dress..."

Posted by Kat at August 23, 2006 05:28 PM