Death and the maiden.

My favorite ex-beau on why he'd rather bring a date to a funeral than a wedding:

"At a funeral, no one corners you to ask, 'Soooo — when are you two thinking of dying?'"

And why yes - he *is* attending. Though shockingly enough, not bringing his (quite lovely) girlfriend.

Posted by Kat at September 27, 2006 12:26 PM