September 18, 2006

White Out.

weemee_bride.jpgThanks to the charming websmiths over at, I no longer need wonder what things would have looked like had I opted for the traditional wedding raiment. I believe the universe at large is already on a slight wobble, what with my getting married in an ecclesiastical structure (let alone at ALL), so I can't risk knocking the whole damned thing out of orbit by dressing like a giant meringue. It'd be like providing a bright and shining target upon which I'm daring the cosmos to take a tremendous, stinky plop, so I'd best stay under the radar in my usual red and black color scheme. Maybe the Nuptial Gods will be fooled into thinking we're just having a really bitchin' kegger.

Posted by Kat at September 18, 2006 04:40 PM