October 06, 2006

A flayed knot.

Objectives for today:

1. Do not actually claw off own skin, even if prospect thereof seems especially appealing. Would appear most curious in tomorrow's wedding photos.

2. Hiding/pretending to be a wedding guest - not actually an option.

3. After honeymoon, look into patenting delicious new Ativan/bourbon smoothie/intravenous system.

Posted by Kat at October 6, 2006 07:22 AM