In a semi-futile attempt to not burn up upon re-entry to the non-wedding-centric/post-honeymoon world, one night last week, Douglas and I decided to bar the door and just en-tater ourselves. Neither of us is especially gifted in the loll-about department, so we just stared blankly at each other for a bit.
Me: Well, we could cuddle for a bit. I hear married people do that.
Douglas: Cuddling's good.
Me: (sniffing the air) Or we could wash the dog's ass.
Douglas: (sniffing, and grimacing) Yeah, we should probably do that.
Ahhh...nuptial bliss. The glamour of it all.