October 02, 2006

Objectively speaking.

Objectives for wedding day:

1. Do not vomit on bridegroom.

2. Do my very very best not to use the words "fuck" or "splosh" in my wedding vows. At least not on purpose.

3. Try not to accidentally puncture anyone's flesh with a corsage pin. At least not on purpose.

If I can accomplish these three things, perhaps everyone will have an exceptionally adequate time at our nuptials.

Posted by Kat at October 2, 2006 11:50 PM